Wednesday
10Mar2010

9:03am Fun Fact

Did you know that making a sour dough starter is really, really easy. No seriously, it is super simple

Tuesday
09Mar2010

Son of Pepe - From the Kitchen

For the past three weeks I have been cultivating a colony of yeast into a sourdough starter. The colony, as you may recall, is much like a pet. And my pet, Pepe, has not always been a good pet. For a while Pepe went on a wild alcohol binge. One of the by products of the yeast fermentation process is alcohol, and apparently Pepe likes his hooch. For about a week, each day, when I would go to feed him, he would smell like your soused up uncle Tom who hasn’t seen a sober day in 10 years. But, with a little tenderness, and some tough love, I was able to wean Pepe off the hooch. And this Sunday, with Pepe back to full health, I cooked part of him up into a nice loaf of No Knead Sour Dough bread. And boy was Pepe delicious. My wife and I almost ate the whole loaf in one sitting.

Here is how I turned Pepe from sour starter to sour delicious. 

  • 1 cup whole wheat flour
  • 2 1/2 cups white bread flour
  • 1 1/2 tsp. salt
  • 1 1/2 cups purified water
  • 1/4 cup starter [Pepe]

 - Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl. The dough should be shaggy. If your starter is a little runny, you might add a touch more flour, to ensure a good shaggy dough.

 - Cover bowl and let sit for 15 hours. After 15 hours the dough should be roughly two to three times bigger, have a sweet sour smell, and be a bit more wet.

 - Pour dough out onto a floured surface or onto a Silpat. P.S. I have a love for the silpat. That doesn’t make me any less of a man does it? Sprinkle lightly with flour and cover with a cotton cloth. Let sit for three hours.

 - Heat oven and cooking dish with lid to 450 f°.  Make sure to use a heavy bottom dish. I use an enameled dutch oven but pyrex will also work.

 - Once the oven and dish are searing hot it is time to get baking. Spill your dough right into the dish. I just kind of scrape it off the silpat. It is not elegant in the least. I am sure real bread bakers would roll their eyes at my neanderthal technique.

 - Cook for 30 minutes at 450. Uncover. Cook for another 10-15 minutes until top is a nice golden brown.

 - Remove from oven. Be careful not to burn yourself. It hurts. Slice up the bread and enjoy the fruits of your labor.

KjO

 

Tuesday
09Mar2010

9:03am Fun Fact

The Brothers Karamazov is considered one of the "supreme achievements in literature" by such thinkers as Sigmund Freud, Albert Einstein, and Pope Benedict XVI.

Monday
08Mar2010

Daily Photos March 1 - 7 

March 1 - Flowers Emily bought at Trader Joe's

March 2 - Emily and Kristian in shadow

March 3 - Noah enjoying the March sun

March 4 - Hmmmm

March 5 - Noah earning his keep

March 6 - Noah and mom playing at the park

March 7 - The joys of youth

Monday
08Mar2010

9:03am Fun Fact

Did you know that in 1952 Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel. He declined writing, "I am deeply moved by the offer from our State of Israel, and at once saddened and ashamed that I cannot accept it."

 

Sunday
07Mar2010

The Onion

Scene from The Last JudgmentGood morning, or afternoon, or I guess late night, depending on when you are reading this. Today, being Sunday and all, I wanted to share with you a great little story found in The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoevsky. Which is, by a country mile, the greatest novel I have had the pleasure of reading.

Once upon a time there was a woman and she was wicked as wicked could be, and she died. And not one good deed was left behind her. The devils took her and plunged her into the lake of fire. And her guardian angle stood thinking: what good deed of hers can I remember to tell God. The he remembered and said to God: once she pulled up an onion in her garden and gave it to a beggar woman. And God answered: now take the same onion, hold it out to her in the lake, let her take hold of it, and pull, and if you pull her out of the lake, let her come to Paradise, but if the onion breaks; then she must stay where she is. The angel ran to the woman and held out the onion to her. Come, said he, catch hold and I’ll pull. he began pulling carefully, and had almost pulled her all the way out, when the other sinners in the lake, seeing how she was being drawn out, began catching hold of her so as to be pulled out with her. But the woman was wicked as wicked could be and she began to kick them with her feet. ‘I’m to be pulled out, not you. It’s my onion, not yours.’ No sooner did she say that, and the onion broke. And the woman fell back into the lake and she is burning there to this day. And the angel wept and went away. 

 

Sunday
07Mar2010

9:03am Fun Fact

Did you know there are only twelve letters in the Hawaiian alphabet, plus the ʻokina which is considered a consonant. Also, Hawaiin words end only in vowels.

Saturday
06Mar2010

Pancakes – Delicious, Delicious Pancakes - From the Kitchen

pan·cake [pan-keyk] a thin, flat cake of batter fried on both sides on a griddle or in a frying pan; griddlecake or flapjack….

…or in my definition, a delicious staple of the Olsen breakfast diet. Growing up, I don’t think there was a breakfast food that we ate more often. And my mother, bless her heart, would always make them from scratch. It seemed as though store bought pancake mix was considered something of a demon spawn. My mum’s dedication to homemade pancakes tuned me into something of a pancake snob. Sure the store mix is ok in a pinch, but if you really want a great breakfast, you have got to start from scratch.

After growing older…not necessarily more mature…for some reason I stopped eating pancakes. Perhaps it was me foolishly casting of the shadow of my youth. Or more likely I just got lazy and fell in the cereal and milk trap. So in recent years I rediscovered my love of pancakes. Sadly, I had lost the touch to make a good cake. And given my stubborn nature I was not about to call home and ask for the recipe. So my wife suffered through many a sad pancake while I worked to perfect the recipe.

Happily I can report, that after much trial and error, I found a recipe that works for us. So without further ado, here is key to my breakfast heart.

P.S. this recipe usually serves two. If you scale up you don’t necessarily really need to double the sweetener, baking soda, baking powder, eggs, or vanilla  

 Basic Pancakes

1 cup flour

1 heaping teaspoon of Stevia [stevia is a natural sweetener. You can use sugar or even cut this ingredient out all together]

1 teaspoon Baking Soda

1 teaspoon Baking Powder

Dash of salt

Place all dry ingredients in a bowl and mix together. I like to use a whisk to ensure a good sifting.

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1 cup buttermilk [regular milk also works. I have tried Soy and Almond milk as well. If you use these cut out the sweetener]

1 egg

1 teaspoon vanilla extract [if you can afford Madagascar vanilla go for that…if you are like me any regular vanilla extract will work]

Place all wet ingredients in a separate bowl. Mix together well. This is key! The egg really needs to be beaten into submission.

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Pour egg/milk/vanilla mixture into flour mix. Gently mix together until combined. Don’t get to mix happy. Mixing to much will hurt the end product. And we don’t like hurting pancakes.

Cook as you normally would. For a little razzle dazzle add some thinly sliced fruit just after you poured it onto your griddle. My favorite? Bananas!

Once cooked slather with real butter not that silly margin stuff and drizzle with real maple syrup. Again, avoid the fake syrup as much as possible. [Do you sense a theme?]

For the ultimate breakfast serve with scrambled eggs, sausage or bacon, and fresh squeezed orange juice. Truly this is a breakfast fit for the gods.

 

Kristian